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By why can't we newfies cant be Paramedics...LoL

Mon Mar 16, 2009, 5:43 PM
WHY NEWFIES CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

Joe and Bud are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Joe whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the
operator, " By t'undering, I think Bud is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just
take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence...... and then a gun shot is heard.
Joe comes back on the line : "Okay, now wha???


This is a lil joke i just made up from back home were i am from BY!! ME FRIENDS JUST FOUND OUT WHY!!!!I AIN'T EVER BEING A DACTER NEVER EVR WANTED TO BE ONE ANY ONE PIECE OUT TREE LOVERS!!!!!!!

  • Listening to: satisfction
  • Reading: tuching spirit bear
  • Watching: teletubies
  • Playing: pokemon
  • Eating: FOOOD!!!
  • Drinking: hot chocolate!!!

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:iconsoccerfan217:
Hey, you tied with Debz on the test! I'm amazed!

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Ein jeder Englel ist schrecklich-Rilke
-Every Angel is terrifying.

Erik is dead. -POTO

"It's hard being left behind. I wait for Henry, not knowing where he is, wondering if he's okay. It's hard to be the one who stays." -Clare, The Time Traveler's wife
:iconinvadermela:
Ello! How's it goin'?

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Love is certainly a rollercoaster, one minute you can love each other, the next, you could hate each other, and vis versa
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:iconanimalart2456:
it is going good i am taking the crazy test and i am writing it down eeeeeehp!!!! i will tell u nthe results later!!
:iconinvadermela:
I'll get the journal later.

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Love is certainly a rollercoaster, one minute you can love each other, the next, you could hate each other, and vis versa
~--~
Come see the new Pokemon region! ~PokemonsHonshuRegion

Courtesy of: InvaderDebz and InvaderMela
:iconanimalart2456:
what does that mean???
:iconinvaderdebz:
:P Im kidding, I luv u! X3 watch me....... That came out wrong....XD

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Rawr :heart:

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:iconanimalart2456:
omg I TOOK THE TEST i am 116% insane me and you both!!! i am scared NOT i am FFRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I finally know that i am insane but sometimes i think i am more insaner then you it is hillariouse!!!!!! i thinkin i spelt that erong!! o well who cares LUV YA later mooooomyyyyyy
:iconinvaderdebz:
YAY! U GOT MAH JEANS!!!! DNA RULEZ!!!

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Rawr :heart:

Clubs Im in~~~~~Bleach-Ocs-club~KokiriHaven~Storm-a-long~soulslayers

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